The Peapple of His Eyes
R: - What's that? An apple?
B: - No, it's not. It's a pear.
R: - It can't be pear, it's a frikken peapple!!!
B: - A peapple?! BAHAhahaaha!!! You just reminded me of a friend, who'd say "pap smear" right after hearing this word ...
C: - Why would "peapple" make you go "pap smear"? WAIT! I get it!!! *almost chokes on his lunch*
